Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.
i become a serious safety hazard when someone tickles me i cannot control what my body does
This is my girlfriend
no im not
how is it even possible to be this hot
Is there alcohol in this?
this is life
tbh i love those fucked up gifs that make everyone react like “wtf”
give me an example
- Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
- Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
- Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
- Me: Yeah sorry :/
- Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*
WHY ISNT HAPPY LITTLE PILL NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES YET YOU GUYS WE’RE SLACKING
shoutout to all my followers who don’t hate me yet
when plans get cancelled that you didn’t wanna attend
I love how supportive and nice all the youtubers are being to Troye
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
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